high-blogging:

fucking ellen

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philsphancake:

synchronizedlameness:

guys, you know what this means??

google drive

People like you should be arrested

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knok-knok-i-like-cock:

poisonedyoutharmy:

lifeoftroye:

tyleroakley:

radondoran:

THIS WAS ALREADY PERFECT

BUT THEN THE LYRICS STARTED

OH MY GOD

HOLY SHIT

IT’S SO IN SYNC

AND THE LYRICS

OHMYFUCK

the song’s also stuck in my head now thanx

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all-i-ever-wanted-dear:

shitfestcomic:

#135

I read this comic 2 days ago and I’m STILL laughing at it

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happyjared:

ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?

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im-heem:

80HD

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disgustinghuman:

[sighs internally]

[sighs externally]

[sighs eternally]

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masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

image

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penis-hilton:

7eleven:

What does that say

idk

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kripke-is-my-king:

eva-002:

shadetastic:

you can have FOUR

i feel like this is how the belcher’s do grocery lists

John and Sherlock tbh

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10th + “I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.”

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